Wednesday, 4 January 2012

The Rot & The Rat

The rot and the rat
upon a bookstack
were quibbling over a spelling;
Said one to the other:
"I'll pardon your blunder,
but "T-R-U-E" spells "advantage".

So as to save face,
the other made haste;
he quit nibbling the end of the pencil.
He spat back at the other:
"Erasing the T ensures,
you'll regret it was ever in question."

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